The “Baby Book Review” is a weekly series where a children’s book is reviewed by my 4 month old son Jaxon.  He got tired of his daddy being the only one who got to write about his favorite books, so he cried until finally I gave in and let him pontificate on the books in his baby library.  Since he hasn’t quite figured out a qwerty keyboard, he dictates while I type.

Today’s Baby Book Review is the P.D. Eastman classic Big Dog Little Dog:

See that little headliner up there about this being a “weekly series?”  Well my daddy is a liar.  He has been so infatuated with his little reading local website, that now I only get to review the books in my baby library when it’s convenient for him.  I don’t quite know how I feel about that.  I mean I still love him and all, I mean he is my daddy (plus he gives my yummy bottles), but I can’t say that I like him very much right now.  Maybe if I cry more, and louder he will give in to my baby powers and let me review my books more often.  I will try, and well I guess you will see the results.

Sorry for that.  Now onto Big Dog Little Dog.  I love this book, because the title kind of describes exactly who I am.  I am a big dog, but I am also a little dog.  When I lay in my crib I feel like a big dog.  But when daddy lays me down on his and mommy’s bed I feel like a little dog.  I think I like being a big dog better.  My teddy bear respects me more when I am a big dog.  This morning I kicked my parrots you know what (daddy wouldn’t let me say what I really wanted to).  I am crying now, sorry I have a short attention span.  I need to go to sleep, daddy says I am being a cranker.  But really I am just sleepy, but I don’t want to go to sleep (you miss so much cool stuff…like daddy taking the trash out or checking the mail…very cool).  So long for now, have fun figuring out what you are going to have for dinner, while I always know that the Enfamil goodness is on the way!  

Baby Book Review-Hop on Pop

December 27, 2008

The “Baby Book Review” is a weekly series where a children’s book is reviewed by my 4 month old son Jaxon.  He got tired of his daddy being the only one who got to write about his favorite books, so he cried until finally I gave in and let him pontificate on the books in his baby library.  Since he hasn’t quite figured out a qwerty keyboard, he dictates while I type.

Today’s Baby Book Review is the Dr. Seuss classic Hop on Pop:

When my daddy reads this book he goes really fast, and it makes me do my baby laugh.  My mommy and daddy really like it when I do my baby laugh.  I really like the pictures in the Hop on Pop.  Fish in a tree?  I’m only four months old and I know fish don’t go in a tree.  That Dr. Seuss is really funny.  He makes me do my baby laugh too.  Sometimes when I know that I am close to being in trouble I do the baby laugh, and then I’m not in trouble anymore.  Hop on Pop is funny because I really do like to Hop on my Pop, although I call him daddy.  But nothing really funny rhymes with daddy, so I think that is why the Dr. Seuss used “pop” instead.  Daddy are we done yet?  I think it’s time for my bottle.  Well I’m about to go down 8oz. of yummy formula, so until next weeks Baby Book Review, have fun rushing to the restroom while I get to pooh in my pants!